Aug
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Movie review Shaft (2000)
August 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment

John Singleton has been absent from the spotlight for quite sometime. After an incredible breakthrough with Boyz N the Hood, he unbroken things light with the underrated Poetic Justice, the meandering Higher Learning, and the virtually unseen Rosewood. Now he’s updated an iconic piece of pop culture.
In the 70’s, Shaft was quite a controversial film. It featured a tough as nails African American cop as it’s central hero, and this was virtually unheard of a the time.
In the original, Richard Roundtree depicted the title character, and he actually plays a supporting character in this film that’s really more of an updated continuation than a remake.
Samuel L. Helen Hunt Jackson is the bad ass this time out, and makes the most of his purpose, snarling and taking mastered the bad guys. Alas, this Shaft is more than often than not an underwritten fiasco.
Part of the fun in the original, was its obvious amateurish trend of moviemaking. Singleton tries to steep the same sort of spirit and rhythm, only in a typical slip, Hollywood style that kind of destroys the merriment.
The screenplay is besides full of one dimensional characters and doesn’t make use of the considerable talents of Toni Collette (The Sixth Sense) and bad guy Christian Bale (American Psychotic person). Aside from Jackson, the only one that truly goes for the zest is nasty Jeffrey Wright (Basquiat) wHO plays a druglord along the lines of Al Pacino in Scarface. He seems to take devilish delight in his public presentation, and this is for certain one of the virtually memorable spoilt guys in recent memory. Unfortunately, it never truly adds up to anything.
Shaft is a astonishingly dull moving picture experience even though it seems to have all the right elements. Jackson’s Shaft is certainly cool but non nearly as cool as Jules in Pulp Fiction.
Singleton has failed in breathing new life into this great character. I would have much sort of someone digitally remastered the original and re-released it. This Diaphysis gets the shaft. Canful YOU Hollow IT?
I’m actually one-time enough to remeber the original film - and I’d sustain to say that this remake was just a big waste of time and talent. What was Toni Collette doing in this cinema? If they were going to write such a weak part they mightiness as well have used a lousy actress - Tara Thomas Reid would have done just nicely.
Aug
22
Movie review The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000)
August 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Hey Bouldered, watch me pull a mediocre pic out of my hat! Those folks in Hollywood have seen fit to turn until now another 60’s treasure into a unsatisfying movie. This time, it’s Jay Ward’s witty Bouldery and Bullwinkle show. We’ve already seen Jay Ward’s stuff acquire the big screen handling before. Beginning, there was the amazingly entertaining George of the Jungle, and then there was the dreadful Dudley Do Right. The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle falls somewhere in ‘tween.
Actually, this mix of animation and live action starts cancelled quite promising, perfectly capturing the intent and ingeniousness of Jay Ward’s sometime cartoons. The film begins a sketch as Rocky and Bullwinkle are at bay in the world of rerun sin. They become their prospect to get heroes again when Fearless Leader (Henry Martyn Robert DeNiro), Boris (Jason Alexander), and Natasha (Rene Russo), strike a deal with a picture company, and create mayhem in the real reality. With the help of a FBI agent (Bagpiper Perabo before long to be seen in Coyote Frightful), our active duo are also brought to the world of reality where they will once once again do struggle with their nasty nemeses.
As I feared, The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle becomes inconsistent as it moves along. The hints of sheer humour are over shadowed by boring stretches of secret plan, forgettable playacting, and some truly bad puns. Even the blending of live action and animation can’t hold a match to Who Framed Roger Hare, which it blatantly steals from.
Still, the first fifteen proceedings of the film left me flavour quite nostalgic, and the movie does have some funny moments. In the end, they should scarce leave classical TV alone. And for the love of our Lord, please no Prof Peabody and Sherman film, or I’ll have to shoot myself.
Aug
19
Movie review Idle Hands (1999)
August 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment

This film is some other one of those schlocky horror comedies that tries to be hip and scary simultaneously–only it’s neither. Ever since the Screech series, it’s all been downhill from there.
This non-sensical thriller is about a high schooler whose hand becomes possessed and goes on a murdering spree. In one pivotal scene, the boy cuts his hand off, recalling Bruce Campbell’s dilemma in Sam Raimi’s Evil Numb 2–a celluloid that was much scarier and a lot more than fun.
Idle Hands rips off numberless better films; including, Bathroom Landis’ An American Wolfman in London, Oliver Stone’s The Hand, and Barry Sonnenfeld’s Addams Family pictures.
However, the film isn’t a amount loss. In one inspired scene, the lead singer of The Offspring gets scalped by the cut off hand. Aside from that, Idle Manpower gets the idle finger!
I think this cinema is a fantastic one. Its funny, with Mickey and Pnub coming back from the dead, and Anton being a girl obsessed do drugs addict. Its also selfsame gross with all the deaths, particularly Tanya’s, where she gets chopped up in the fan. This film is like teen horror at its best! Even bettor is that Devon Sawa is in it and he is a summit actor. on of my fave choices for Hallowe’en I give it 10 outta 10!
Aug
16
Movie review Cold Creek Manor (2003)
August 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment

There are so many things wrong with this so-called thriller that I don’t tied know where to begin. For starters, it isn’t very thrilling.
Dennis Quaid plays a documentarian world Health Organization, in a decision that seems inspired by Mosquito Coast’s Allie Fox, decides to move his crime syndicate out of the big city and into the middle of nowhere. Their new family is massive and they get the place for a strain, but earlier long, they realize that there is a bigger price to pay as the young man wHO used to live in the theater, has returned to claim what was once his.
Cold Brook Manor has an highly misleading ad campaign as the trailers and commercials make the picture search like some kind of supernatural thriller ala The Others. In all honesty, the location would accept been perfect for that kind of movie, unluckily this boring thriller has nothing to do with ghosts or otherworldly creatures. No, Cold Creek Manor house is a mechanical slice of garbage with an attractive stray who seem completely scattered as to what they’re doing and what the hell this movie is even virtually.
Quaid has been on a kind of comeback as of late (he was terrifying in The Rookie and Far From Heaven, and the early buzz on The Alamo suggest that he’s very good in that as well), just here, he walks about on concealment as if he’s dreadfully bored, and he plausibly is. Sharon Stone has been wanting for quite a spell. Why she chose this as her first project after a lengthy hiatus is beyond me. She too, seems all excessively bored as Quaid’s wife. The only one wHO seems to be having fun is Stephen Dorff who does his best to portray Max Cady from Cape Fear. At the selfsame least, he gives his energetic all in a picture that really doesn’t deserve the effort. Watch for an amusing minor role by Saint Christopher Plumber as well.
The biggest shocker of them all is that Cold Creek Manor was directed by the gifted Microphone Figgis, an innovative film maker known for experimental efforts like Time Code as easily as the tragic Nicolas Cage imbibition binge character study, Departure Las Vegas. Even when he’s working with sub-par material, Figgis usually seems to take his characters in interesting directions. This certainly isn’t the case here. Every lame, tacky thrill in this impression is telegraphed. From very early on, you will know in what fashion this movie’s chief villain will adjoin his death.
Cold Creek Manor is beyond disposable. It’s one of those horrible mis-fires you exactly want to forget. Figgis and his cast are way beyond this yawner.
Cold Creek Manor was such a waste of time and money, that I only wish I had had a probability to translate your review before my wife dragged me out to it. By the time this movie terminated I would have liked to see a bind or towage of dynamite lobbed right into the middle of the whold stinking mess.
What a lame piece of crap, was I supposed to be panic-struck at some point in this film? Because I pretty much dozey, nasty
Aug
14
Movie review Saving Private Ryan (1999)
August 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment

War is hell and in Steven Spielberg’s new film, you will know hell start hand! This is the best film of the year thence far, from one of the world’s best film makers. Be warned, however, it is rated R for a reason. The war fierceness is very graphic and very realistic.
Saving Private Ryan tells the floor of a soldier who’s lost threesome brothers in World Warfare II, and upon orders from the President’s Boss of Staff, is to be sent home. This intense war epic tells the write up of the squad that is sent to feel him.
Tom Hanks, in a attractively subtle performance, is the leader of the squad. The pillow of the top notch ensemble cast off includes; Gobbler Sizemore (Warmth), Ed Burns (Brothers McMullen), Adam Goldberg (T.V.’s Friends), and Flatness Damon (Good Will Hunting). One ground these actors’ comradery is so reliable is because the actors themselves actually attended boot camp ahead the film began shooting.
The saving grace of Private Ryan is Spielberg who doesn’t get much help from Robert Rodat’s sometimes excessively melodramatic book. The film’s best scenes are the ones in which Spielberg is the driving power, such as the possible action Normandy invasion sequence. These images are so terrific and beastly that you won’t be watching this film, you’ll be experiencing it. Steven Spielberg directs the battle sequences in this film with a furious energy that is unmatchable. And he is over again ably aided by cinematographer Janusz Kaminski who too collaborated with him on the brilliant Schindler’s List.
Although Rescue Private Ryan isn’t quite the masterpiece Schindler’s Number was, it’s still a classic that rivals such historic war films as Full Alloy Jacket, Halo , Apocalypse Now, Born on the Fourth of July, Platoon, and my personal favorite, The Deer Hunter. This is a moving picture that will strike a cord in many, specially those world Health Organization fought in this horrible war. It’s a restrained, realistic war epic that tries to answer the question–Is one life worth so many others? Steven Spielberg has fashioned another brilliant film that tries to answer this question. Saving Private Ryan is a film that will be treasured for years to come.
Aug
11
Movie review The Corruptor (1999)
August 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment

I expected much more from this would-be nail down biter around cops and corruption in Manhattan’s Chinatown. After all, it stars Mark Wahlberg (Boogie Nights) and Chuck Yun-Fat (Hard Boiled), as well as the considerable directing talent of Henry James Foley (Glengarry Glen Sir John Ross, Fear). However, The Corruptor surprisingly falls flat (aside from a slam-bang gondola chase in the middle).
Yun-Fat and Wahlberg play new partners who find oneself themselves at war with the Chinese mafia. Piece battling the enemy, they must memorise to trustfulness each other. The film offers all of the standard cliches of the Buddy Nail picture (Lethal Weapon)negative the interpersonal chemistry. Wahlberg is quite effective as an eager military officer out to dazzle his squad. Yun-Fat, who struggles with the English speech pattern, is watchable–but has even to come near the types of roles that were his bread and butter in Hong Kong.
Ultimately, it doesn’t seem like Foley’s heart is in the action musical style. Many of The Corruptor’s key military action scenes are very clumsily shot–making it hard to hold anyone’s interest. For Yun-Fat, it is a considerable step up from last eld ridiculous The Replacement Killers, but still far from his potential drop. However, for Wahlberg and Foley it is a gigantic step down.
Aug
10
Movie review The Gift (2001)
August 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Sam Raimi has long been one of my favorite film makers. His past pictures have constantly had a manic zip that I’ve admired. Movies like The Evil Dead series, and Darkman would always pick me up when I was down. Raimi had always been known for cramming more dazzling front in a single photographic camera shot then most directors would use in an entire photographic film. The superb A Uncomplicated Plan pronounced a departure for the director, elevating him to the status of grapheme storyteller. The film worked with flying colors. He followed up the often praised motion-picture show with the baseball play For Love of the Game, a film I really enjoyed. Unfortunately, no one else did. The Kevin Costner baseball flick was more or less trashed by critics and didn’t really catch firing with audiences either. Enter The Giving, a new thriller that tries to have it’s cake and eat it too.
The Gift is a southern fried thriller with Cate Blanchett as a widowed mother wHO makes ends meet by doing tarot card readings for the locals. Her higher power is put to the ultimate test when she is asked to help oneself find a missing woman (sultry spitfire Katie Holmes). Keanu Reeves shows up as a dastardly redneck who likes to beat his married woman (Boys Don’t Cry’s Hillary Swank). Non surprisingly, he’s accused of kidnapping Holmes. With the help of Holmes’ overwrought fiance (Greg Kinnear) and the aid of her special gift, Blanchett tries to bit together what actually happened.
The Gift is full of wondrous performances. Blanchett is solitary and sympathetic as our hero, spell Reeves is actually quite good as a hateful, racist s.o.b. Holmes seems to be having a great fourth dimension leaving her Dawson’s Brook character behind. She goes for the gusto here as a fiery harpy. My front-runner performance in the picture is courtesy of Giovanni Ribisi’s. Last year, he was terrific in Kettle Room, and here, he’s even better as a manic depressive with a closet-full of tragic secrets.
On nonpareil hand, it seems that The Gift would be Raimi’s forte. After all, it is, at warmheartedness, a supernatural thriller. On the other hand, it is likewise a character reference study, and there lies the trouble. Billy Bob Thornton and Tom Epperson’s screenplay is chalk total of Southerly stereotypes and obvious situations. From early on, I knew what had happened to Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.. It seemed painfully obvious to me. I expected more from the man who penned Sling Blade. This is just a play-it-safe thriller. Still, Raimi does manage to aim strong performances from his cast and also offers up some eerie air. I couldn’t help, however, but languish for some of that great television camera work that Raimi infused in his earlier pictures. It power have elevated The Gift to another level.
The Gift sort of reminded me of that terrible Zemeckis mental picture What Lies Beneath. Thankfully, I liked this much more. I think it’s because The Gift tries to stay grounded in realism despite it’s slippery little Sixth Sense character ending. At any rate, The Endowment is simply a warm up for Sam Raimi’s next picture, the highly anticipated Spiderman.
Aug
7
Movie review Showtime (2002)
August 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Robert DeNiro is high among my all time favorite actors. In the past few years he’s really lightened up and shown us his comedic side, I must speak up, in true statement, that his forrays into the realm of comedy have been uneven (Psychoanalyse This and Meet the Parents) for example second-rate faire. Clearly, his topper role in a comedy was Dino Paul Crocetti Breast’s Midnight Run, a film that showcased his knack for swift, unexpressive timing. I also enjoyed him in We’re No Angels, Neil Jordan’s little seen flick with co-star Sean University of Pennsylvania.
Showtime finds DeNiro trading comic blows with Eddie Murphy. A star who’s been fucking in and out, simply seems to have pulled out of a career skid with his howling voice-over performance as Shrek’s lovable ass). Still the big interrogative is do DeNiro and Murphy prepare a good comic team? Sadly, no. But this is for the most part the fault of the stilted screenplay.
In Get-go, DeNiro is a tough, veteran pick up who gets the chore done by the book. Murphy is relatively new to the force. He’s a wisecracking yet likable guy wHO moonlights as an thespian. He get’s his chance to get the best of both worlds when TV usher developer Renee Russo decides to create a reality series victimization Murphy and DeNiro as it’s subjects. Naturally, DeNiro hates the idea, simply is coherent to squad with Tater or face an extensive leave. In typical buddy-movie fashion, on that point is often friction between the deuce partners, only as you might expect they localize aside their differences in order to thwart a crew of foreign bad-guys who run around townspeople wreaking mayhem with a new type of artillery.
DeNiro is pretty smooth here. He doesn’t receive to force the character like he did in Analyze This, but he isn’t on the nose brimming with depth either. We’ve seen his veteran cop in dozens of other movies. Murphy isn’t given a lot to do either, there are no vintage Axel Foley moments here. Together, the two never truly generate a genuine chemistry (ala Danny Glover and Mel Althea Gibson in the Lethal Weapon movies). They just seem to be going through the motions.
Director Tom Dey had it better with Owen Wilson and Jackie Chan in his last icon, the merriment Shanghai Noon (he’s now working on the sequel). As I sat through and through Showtime I was reminded of Lavatory Badham’s screaming, The Hard Way starring Michael J. Fox and James Wood as an actor and the nail he’s perusal. That film had energy and it’s stars had chemistry. Kickoff never actually lifts off the ground. It but kind of lumbers along from unitary obvious scene to the next offering very few surprises. Despite sounding good and offering a few funny moments, Showtime truly isn’t very memorable.
Aug
6
Movie review Four Feathers (2002)
August 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Four Feathers is one of those pictures that seemed to come forbidden of nowhere. I don’t think I heard a thing around it until a month ago. This is unusual given the movie’s large scope and the involvement of Elizabeth II director Shekhar Kapur.
In the period piece, Heathland Ledger plays a British people soldier readying himself for war. When his soldiery are called off to battle, he opts to resign from the military, and instead focus on his relationship with his fiance (played by Kate Hudson.) This prompts his closest friends and fellow soldiers to send him four feathers, a rough sign of cowardice. Unable to cope with feelings of guilty conscience and confusion, Ledger sets out to prove his worth not only to those wHO have off their backs on him, but to himself.
Ledger becomes more comfortable with each passing movie, and in Four-spot Feathers, he really seems at ease and is able to hold his own against a shake off of thousands. Wes Bentley (American Lulu) is even better as Ledger’s good friend and fellow soldier. While at the open he may seem rather bland, there is much there if you attend deep. Bentley really adds depth to this heroic character.
Kate Hudson appears in a rather unappreciated, minor purpose as the love sake. However, she has a smile that lights up the screenland and she won me over. The standout performance comes from Djimon Hounsou (Amistad, Prizefighter) as a slave wHO ultimately befriends Ledger. This is what the supporting player is all around. Hounsou is extremely charismatic, and he steals every scene he’s in with power and conviction.
Four Feathers does have major flaws. It isn’t specially well written in footing of plot of ground structure. I found myself questioning the motivation of various characters in the picture. It’s hard to elaborate further without gift things away, so I’ll just impart it at that. The final play of this movie is very sluggish and a tad convoluted. Hounsou reappears out of nowhere subsequently being absent for a portion of the motion picture. However, Four Feathers does pick up the tempo, ending with an emotional wallop involving a reunification of deuce of the film’s independent characters.
Kapur obviously had his work force full with the monumental scope of Four Feathers, and while it’s scarcely executed to perfection, there’s enough here to commend, be it the hard performances or the breathless cinematography.
I also look up to Kapur for having religious belief in his audience. He doesn’t repair to flashbacks and other such devises to get certain points across. He just tells the tale in a straight forward fashion.
I doubt that Four Feathers will be remembered arrive the feverish awards season, but it’s still a film I admire for many reasons, none bigger than a energetic encouraging turn by Djimon Hounsou.
This film was far too long and deadening. I like the people in the film, although I think Hudson was miscast, simply again the film was too farseeing and the payoffs overly weak, this film would have profited from a zealous redaction.
Aug
4
Movie review Reindeer Games (2000)
August 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Since fetching a screenwriting Oscar along with crony Matt Damon, Ben Affleck has interpreted a different path than his ally. While Damon has concentrated on bad complex roles (Rounders, The Talented Mr. Ripley), Affleck has taken th opposite route choosing more commercial projects (Armageddon, Forces of Nature). There’s nothing of necessity wrong with that, just maybe he’s selling himself a snatch short. Afterward all, he was fantastic in Chasing Amy as well as Good Will Hunting. He follows his great turn over in Dogma with the John Frankeneimer’s actioneer Greenland caribou Games.
In Reindeer Games, Affleck plays an ex convict world Health Organization gets involved with a woman (beauty Charlize Theron) the minute he gets out of jail. Unfortuantely, Theron’s gaga brother (played entertainingly by manic Gary Sinise) trys to yob him into helping out on a casino heist.
The film was written by the recently in demand Ehren Kruger wHO started cancelled promisingly with the high caliber paranoia thriller Arlington Road, then took a step back with the disapointing Wow 3. This time, Oom Paul Kruger seems to be more interested in plot twists than anything else. Things are never as they seem in this thriller that sort of combines the climate of photographic film noir with the flavour of a standard, in your cheek action video.
Frankenheimer has been in these ethel Waters before. He made the controversial Manchurian Candidate as well as Ronin. Wheras Ronin seemed to be much fuss about goose egg, Reindeer Games seems to be much ado around way too much.
In addition to the verbose plot twists, Affleck seems to be all wrong for this role. I could never buy him as a criminal. And although the surprise climax is most unexpected, it’s also ridiculous and completedly unbelievable. Caribou Games tries to be much besides hip and clever for it’s possess good and that, at last, is it’s downfall.
